The Rules of Porn... and what they should be

The following is a list of "rules" that seem to apply to every porn film and photo set ever shot.
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

So, I've made up a list of what SHOULD be the rules of porn, and hopefully we'll see much more of these once women take over the industry (muhwahahahah!)

1. Men love cunnilingus and their tongues never get tired
2. Every man knows where the clitoris is
3. Small boobs, bellies, pubic hair are all extremely sexy
4. Men who smile are the greatest lovers
5. Every man works out
6. When a man ejaculates, you only ever see his face
7. All orgasms in porn are real
8. Women don’t have to tell men what to do during sex, they always automatically know
9. Even when strangers have sex, the man will always know the right way to pleasure the woman
10. An erotic encounter may well end in marriage. OK, that last one's a joke.

PS - We're trying to make more of these new rules a reality at For The Girls Erotica for Women Ezine! Click here to see what porn SHOULD be like!

For The Girls Ezine and Erotica for Women


Over the last few months I've been "beavering" away with a partner of mine, and together we've created a brand new women's erotica site - For The Girls. This site has everything we think a good smut site should have - naked men, sexy couples, hot movies with lots of cunnilingus, male strippers, articles, erotic fiction, columns, humour, sex advice... It's got everything.

If you're female and like smut, please do me the honour of heading over and checking out what we have to offer. :)
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Madonna's Erotica Book Sex - A Good Example of Quality Erotica for Women

I had a chance to peruse through Madonna's 1992 book Sex the other day, and it got me thinking about erotica for women.

Madonna's book contains numerous photographs of Madonna in various stages of undress, posing in sexual situations. No real sex is shown, however the photos include depictions of cunnilingus, spanking, fetish, lesbianism, interracial sex, threesomes and even rape. The premise is that Madonna is exploring her own sexual fantasies through photography, and that none of the written depictions reflect reality.

I thought the book was very arousing. A lot of the situations reflect many women's sexual fantasies, not just Madonna's. Nancy Friday's book My Secret Garden revealed that many women dream of just these sorts of sexual encounters. Naturally, any decent women's erotica deals with women's fantasies.

The book's lack of explicitness adds to its appeal, I think, because it gives the imagination a little more scope than hardcore porn. At the same time, the very fact that a celebrity such as Madonna is naked and exposed in this book adds an element of shock to the titillation factor.

The power relationships in Sex are definitely in the woman's favour. There is a photograph of Madonna receiving cunnilingus from a giant biker in an alleyway. I think this pic is the epitome of Madonna's sexual philosophy - she is in charge, no matter how powerful the man may seem. Again, good erotica for women should reflect this kind of power.

Perhaps more importantly, Madonna's Sex is a prime example of women's erotica because Madonna herself is always being given pleasure. That is, a woman, rather than a man is the centre of attention. So much mainstream porn and erotica is written for the male viewer, but Madonna reversed this; everyone else in the photos exist purely to give her satisfaction

I can only conclude that Madonna's Sex book could almost be considered the godmother today's erotica for women on the internet. It's now over ten years old, but the book still impresses with it's boundary-breaking sexuality. And those who are seeking to create good erotica for women should go back and have a look at this book. There are enough ideas here to create hundreds of erotica for women sites! :D

Naked Men

Naked men. It's what a lot of people think erotica for women is about. Be it naked men with big dicks, black hunks, latin babes, even nude male celebrities the vast majority of available erotica for women focuses on the naked man.

And, no doubt, there are plenty of women out there who find looking at naked men to be very arousing.

Personally, I always prefer looking at couples photos, and sex photos. I find them more of a turn on.

Which is interesting. I've wondered why it is that I can happily admire a naked man and find him sexy, but it does nothing for me in terms of stoking up the fires down below. Is it because women aren't trained to look at dicks? Chances are, our first experiences with sexually explicit material was the dirty mag under the bed, and the pics were all of women. Does this have an effect on us later in life. If todays girls are sneaking a look at women's erotica sites, will they feel more aroused and at home with naked men when they're more mature?

The perception that erotica for women = naked men is the one that leads to so many horrible gay sites masquerading as women's erotica. It seems there are a lot of stupid webmasters out there who think that a horny woman thinks exactly like a gay man. So we get pics of men with their butt cheeks spread apart, and ads for gay sites where guys are sucking other guys dicks. Sigh.

Anyway, you'll find heaps of links to erotica for women at Erotica for Women Info


And more erotica for women at these sites:

Naked Straight Men

Women's Erotica Info

Naked Men for Women

Pure Cunnilingus

What Is Erotica For Women?

Erotica for women is photos of naked men. Naked men who aren't gay. Often these naked men are the stuff our dreams and fantasies are made of. Or they just have big dicks.

Erotica for women is photos of couples having sex. Couples sharing intimacy, kissing, enjoying hugs and laughing playfully together. It's photos pf men lovingly giving women oral sex, and paying constant attention to the clitoris during sex. It's photos of eye contact during sex, and afterglow, and real, enjoyable sexual experiences.

Erotica for women is well written erotica with engaging storylines and hot fantasy sex that appeals to women's secret dreams and desires.

Erotica for women is controlling a man, and being controlled. It's sharing a life, or sharing a moment. It's the fulfilment of an orgasm, or a simple kiss. It's demanding everything a woman wishes, and receiving it without inhibition or embarrassment.

Erotica for women is a celebration of women's sexuality, of women's capacity for pleasure, for love, for pain, for desire.

Erotica for women is also becoming very popular. Why? Because the old myth about women "not being visual" and "not being turned on by porn" is disappearing. Women are taking charge of their sexuality. They are enjoying sex, and enjoying their right to look at and read about sex, from their own perspective.

Want more? Check out the Porn for Women Network